I love your simple points-based model, easy to join and understand

I love your sleek app design, which is always ready in my hand.

I love your café recommendations, it’s like you can read my mind

I spend so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.

I love the way you gamify, how you track progress to my next reward

The way you helped me reach elite status, so I can now earn even more.

You set me personalised points challenges, helping me build new habits

I’ve increased my frequency and recency, so I could boost my balance.

I love that you give me bonus points every time I try somewhere new

When I set my preferences, collect team lunches, or provide feedback to you.

I love all of the ways you communicate, you’re conversational, relevant and witty

I love how much I want to refer you, to everyone I speak to in Sydney city.

I love that I can order ahead, and skip the line without having to call

That’s why I don’t ever look elsewhere, not even a little bit, not even at all.

(Inspired by 10 things I hate about you.)